Daria: It's more like 'which one of you gets any babes?'.Someone asks which of the lads gets the most babes. The same right gives us the freedom to publish this (ahem) 'masterpiece'. Daria: Jennifer, it is equally important that both you and Matthew be allowed to express yourselves, as freedom of speech is your right as an American.The third, from a female reader, argues with an earlier letter about B&B's jokes about women (he had a problem and she doesn't). The second asks what the lads would do to America to either of them became President. Daria: I'm going to put on a black lace teddy in #473 when Beavis and Butt-Head are magically transformed into Mel Gibson and Keanu Reeves.It then goes on to suggest she needs to wear less clothes and they should send lingerie catalogues to her house, so she can get a black lace teddy or something else kinky. The first letter suggests that Daria must have a crush on the lads as she keeps finding reasons to be around them. I thought we'd start with what is ludicrously referred to as their 'fan mail'.

Van Driessen, I'm helping tutor Beavis and Butt-Head in reading. It's the first instance of Off-Canon Canon.

Dear Diarrhea is the letters page for the 9th issue (September 1994) of Beavis and Butt-Head, where Daria Morgendorffer answered reader's letters.

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